Learn to do laundry the proper way

Yeah, I know hilarious. Until you've shrunk your favorite sweater down to doll size and turned a white shirt pink. I've never really looked at those tiny hieroglyphics on clothing tags. Just closed my eyes, pressed "start," and prayed to the laundry gods. Which, spoiler alert: they weren't listening. Now my clothes keep getting wrecked in creative new ways, and I'm running out of things that actually fit. So yeah. Time to learn. Before I end up wearing a trash bag to work🤪